Tuesday, November 25, 2008

It's been a while, and you still look the same...

So here I am.

Back once again with the renegade master.

A year older. I had a birthday last week. To all those that sent cards and presents, thank you. Which is to say thank you to none of you. That hurt my insides. Actually what probably hurt my insides is the cocktails and substances and dancing like a cirque de soliel dancer. It should be noted here that I dance brilliantly. My hips have a life of their own. Quite often they won't return home until long after I've gone to bed.

Everything aside, I've missed posting here. I like the fact that what I think and put to paper (?) is read by people that I have come to like and admire. While I haven't been posting or commenting I have been keeping up with ya'll, and I feel very priveledged and honoured that some of you have been asking where I am and how I am.

Truth is I'm not great and I don't want to go into it. So there.

I'm still trying to fight crime with sexy results, I'm still trying to send incontinent intercontinental ninja florists, I'm still trying to replace lightbulbs while spattering by bed covers in ever more interesting patterns of blood, I'm still falling over myself trying to fall in love and I'm still walking that fine, fine line between beauty and the beauty of truth.

So, all you talented folk who have gievn me your time to read my ramblings... cheers. I am back.

Older, slightly thinner and more confused that ever before. Now if that ain't a movie poster I don't know what is.


the projectivist said...

happy belated birthday Mr Simian!

i would have sent you a birthday card
drawn badly, with the non-use of caps and made by my own fair hand,
had i known your address.

please post your address here, along with your credit card number and pin code, so that i might send it posthaste! there might be a free set of steak knives in it for you, if you play your cards right.

i could not belieeeeve my eyes when i saw that you had returned back to the sweet bosom that is blogger.

all the world knows that the best cure for not feeling great is talking utter nonsense!

Gina G said...

Hoorah, its been way too long. Would it warm the cockles of your heart to know I have a very special present here just for you? We need a wine and present opening session sir.

Kate said...

Back once again with the ill behaviour!

Projectivist got in there first with the request, but I feel we know each other well enough now to share the spoils of your credit card. Complete with 6 free crystal wine glasses with any purchase over $50.

Happy belated birthday, I just drank a bottle of wine for you.

I feel sick now.

kimba said...

I am delighted that you are back.. it's like a present for US.

That's US.. not U.S.

Not a present for the United States.

Just needed to obsessively clarify that.

Keep talking to us - we'll make you feel nicer x

jon said...

Oh thank god you're back..

my life is so empty I'm actually missing Blog postings.

pass me the knife..

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